Pretentious Writing Advice vol. I: The absolute basics
11 minute read Published: 2026-02-07Where it all started.
Where it all started.
How to not appeal to girls.
You're not really an impostor. You're just pretending at it.
“But why do people like my villain?”
Do vampires have a sex drive?
Some readers are, indeed, only in it for the cheap thrills.
Attractive according to whom, exactly?
How to describe characters' physical appearances.